sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for that

otpswillruinyourlife:

sevenpoints:

plainwater:

oh my god 

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

fricksters:

family events

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

lycanandproud:

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

#I’m with Javert on this one

mangocianamarch:

pancakesandplaid:

lostwiginity:

Fili in the background like, “Do you have to trigger Uncle’s PTSD like that?”

#WHO SAID ORCS #WHO THE FUCK SAID ORCS #TAG YOUR FUCKING TRIGGERS YOU LITTLE COCKGOBLINS

COCKGOBLINS

a-very-starkid-blog:

littlemixbutts:

if you ever get really embarrassed just remember that mitt romney prepared a victory speech and launched his official presidential website before the election was over and that motherfucker lost and now he’s fallen off the face of the earth out of shame

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

bigmamag:

drtoilette:

chaniatreides:

starfleetgrad:

The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”

I think you’re right.

thespiffykitten:

AHhahhahAHhahaaaaaaaaahhh *crawls into corner and sobs*

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

#bruce banner is a fucking gift

in peace? dude, you ruined my life